luurrve euuu wenjie !!

Today was a superr stupid day ; Boring, to be precise.
OKAYS. lets start the day at abt 9.00.
hmms. woke up at abt 9.00++.
yeah, the first thing my brother say to me is not "morning" but is ~
Give me money, i go buy breakfast.
idiot .
its okay actually. cos i dun give a damn.
okay.. ate chao guo tiao for breakfast.
hmms. v. dry. OMG. did i say abt
THE TWO AW-SER(dunno how spell. paisehs.) in my mouth.
NEXT TO EACH OTHER. so its DAMN painful on my btm left mouth.
YUCK. drink water also got difficulty.
i rmb a story my teacher tell me, its damn disgusting.
WARNING: IF YOU ARE EATING OR DRINKING NOW, SKIP THIS WHOLE PART, SEPARATED BY DASHES.
don't play play (p.c.k style)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
okays. The story goes.ONCE UPON A TIME.
[paisehs, not fairy tale]
The story goes.. (a true story)
there is a man named - lets name him SCARYMAN
{paisehs, a bit rush, skipp the starting}
ehh. this SCARYMAN got aw-ser ---like i said i dunno how spell---
in the whole mouth due to some kind of disease.
so yeah, THE WHOLE MOUTH BLEEDS AND IS WHITE
(you know aw-ser make your mouth white white de)
YEAH SO HE CANT EAT USING THE MOUTH, SO...
THEY HAVE TUBES CONNECTED TO HIS STOMACH
JUST TO FEED HIM

[Everyone goes : EWHHHH,OWHHH,PAIN,OMG,whatever you want to say now]
THE END.
-Story illustrated by: wenhui :X
-Story made up or told to wenhui by: --unknown, cos i forget,psps,CREDITED.-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, okay, Are you still eating/drinking?
Or are you vomitting?
Exaggerated. ._.''
okay. back to point, SO ITS DAMN PAINFUL.
i still ate finish my CHAO GUO TIAO eventually.
tries to download maple for the fifth time.
YEAH WTF, so when to study, came back.
SAW THE WORD MAPLESTORY IS UNABLE TO OPEN,what shiit de.
Zzz
i was so pissed cos i wasted 6hr ++ just to download NOTHING.
yeah PISSED F5
so i was like ****
and like .....
YEAH SO STUPID.
dhen played viwawa.
my mother and ah ma quarrell AGAIN.
lame-ohs, dhey dun even understand each others language.
yeah, so stupid.
End up downloading maplestory AGAIN.
and IF YOU HAVE A ENGLISH NAME TRY THIS!
1st step: GO http://translate.google.com.sg/#
2nd step: chnge the thing to Translate from : English into Simplefied chinese
3rd Step: enter your english name inside, and translate
4th Step: WAIT FOR YOUR CHINESE NAME TO APPEAR.
lmao. ITS VERY FUN. i tried like all the people's name inside.
NO OFFENCE.
oh and i gtg. cos i nid eat dinner,
today early dinner cos got cold war between mummy and ah ma.
dhey NOT HAPPY.
run away liao -buh-byees